Pictured top Little Brady "White Shoes" Lepore and Bottom Little Jacob "You can call me Bachrach" Bachrach
Proud Sons of Kim and Kelly
Welcome Back My Friends
To The Show That Never End
I'm So Glad You Could Attend
Come Inside
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Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Last night your Bachrach Group BallBusters opened the 09 season, there 4th in the EDSO sports softball league in glorious fashion. Though the first inning showed some obvious rust, for the most part your BallBusters turned in a stellar performance, that certainly opens up the possibilities for an entertaining and successful season.
New Comers and Old Friends Returning
The highlight of the game and season by far is the return of new mommies Kelly "White Shoes" Lepore and Kim "Don't call me Bachrach" Antrosiglio to the BallBuster lineup in a move that definitely adds stability. Kim went 2-3 at the plate, getting base hits in her first two at bats, and "White Shoes" provided the stability and performance at third base that was missing all last season. Our other new comer, recently signed rookie Scott " I can't dress in the locker room cause I have a foot odor problem" "Haggy" Hechler had a stellar debut as well, cleanly handling his outfield chances and contributing two hits at the plate, quickly making us forget the right fielder who won't be named!
Old Reliables
The BalBusters also returned many four year starters to the game. Lauren"The Hack" Haak, and Alex "Lets get a drink after the game" Roth, both had stellar games. Allan "I may be limping but I'm fine" Ageman showed that his rubber arm hasn't faltered and Nick "The Franchise" Catalano, Scott "The Babe" Book and James"The Kid" Sammarco each had two hits and stellar play in the field. Evan "The Truth" Price was back in his familiar role as DH, and Oliver Mays had a hard time working off the rust from an offseason spent playing fast pitch. But all and all the BallBusters seem primed to make a run for a title this year.
Not to be lost in all this hoopla is the face that the BallBusters were decimated by a score of 13-6 after a disastrous 6 run first inning. But who cares, the future indeed looks bright!
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
Notes and Quotes
Conspicuous by his absence was newly signed BallBuster manager Jeff "The Freight Train" McLaughlin and owner Richard "The Boss" Bachrach fueling rumors Jeff was unhappy with the carpool provisions for Randall's Island games in his contract and busy re-negotiating. Last years manager Ali"Trash Mouth" McGlincy signed her contract too late for game time and will be back on the field next week. When asked about his foot odor issue Haggy had no comment but was seen leaving the field with Alex "Lets get's a drink after the game" Roth who apparently has a foot fetish. New comer Elizabeth "I have a interesting accent" Law was seen on the sidelines learning the rules of the game in anticipation of being a BallBuster. Jimmy "The Kid" Sammarco is apparently growing up, when asked his opinion on the performance he said this "What do you expect when you go out on the field for the first time in a year and try to play a game." From the mouths of babes.
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