End of Year game Balls

by nick 8/5/2009 10:12:00 AM

Unlike my co-writer, I have a different viewpoint then his myopic, woe is us, team insulting, senior citizen, Fat Albert and the sky is falling description of our efforts as a team and individuals last night.  To me, any day in New York City that ends playing softball with people you genuinely like in a park is a damn good day!  It’s that plain and simple.  We played as a team through 14 weeks of miserable playing conditions, Randal’s Island, glass on the field, rainstorms, dust storms, rain delays, lightening, postponements, bathroom drama, potential fights with the other teams, equipment thieves, line-ups filled with ringers, sub-par third base coaching ; ) and poor umpiring and never once did we lose our sense of team.  Occasionally, we got on each other’s nerves, to be sure, (a certain conversation comes to mind from last night! ;)) but we always won and lost as a team.  For me, the best part of a work environment is when you get out from behind your desk and actually do something together outside of these four walls.  For 14 weeks, we did just that.  Bravo to the team for showing up all season long and giving it their best even when, ultimately, our best wasn’t quite good enough.  Many thanks for all those that came to our rescue, in a pinch, when we needed to field a complete team.  And finally to Richard and Allan for allowing us to be children again for a few hours a week.  In recognition of that camaraderie that we shared, I would like to award Season Game Balls to the Bachrach Ball Busters….. 

The Starters Team MVP Game Ball:  Scott Book.  Favorite Moment: “After boldly “informing” the manager of a pre-game lineup change that resulted in Mr. Book batting first in the lineup, Scott did not disappoint.   Scott went 3-4 at the plate scorching double after double and was responsible for 6 RBI’s.  Couple that with stellar defensive play including a back-handed catch of a line-drive smashed down the left field line and Scott is the early favorite for MVP of the Bachrach ball busters this season”.  Scott was the clear MVP with a batting average in the 600’s and registering the fewest errors in the field and the most “put-outs” at the plate.  Last night was no exception.  Stellar team player and most deserving of the award.  Bravo Scott 

Rookie of the Year Game Ball:  Elizabeth Law.  Favorite Moment:  “First inning playing Short Center.  Elizabeth attempts to field a towering pop-up.  What does Elizabeth and Michael Jackson have in common???  They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.  Coming from Australia, Elizabeth hasn’t learned that the hand the glove is on is actually for catching the ball.  Needless to say, Elizabeth tries to bare-hand the catch and her hand swelled like a mushroom”.   Elizabeth had absolutely no understanding of the game of softball, yet that did not stop her from embracing the game with passion and enthusiasm and became a quality hitter.  If she couldn’t catch the ball she would willfully throw her body in front of the ball to slow its progress.  What she lacked in skill she replaced with courage.  Bravo, Elizabeth. 

Glue of the Infield Game Ball:  Ali McGlincy. Favorite Moment:  After hustling down the line on a close play at first and beating out the throw, Ali skinned knees with the first baseman that produced “third-degree” burns on her knee and made it difficult to run to second as the ball got passed the 1st baseman.  Halfway towards second base, Ali turned and let go a barrage of the “delicate” language we all know and love her for.  No one knew if it was aimed at the first baseman, her knee or just the pain in her leg.  Nonetheless, the opposition stayed clear of the Ali the rest of the game.  Ali was the leader of the infield and always understands the situation on the field and where the ball should be thrown.  As a former manager, she understands the subtleties of the game.  Bravo Ali  

The Anchor Game Ball:  Kelly LeporeFavorite Moment.  Verbally beating the crap out of Jeff last night!  Actually… “Kelly got her groove back last night!!  Not only did she hit like an All-Star but her contribution at 3rd base was nothing short of game saving!  With Allan doing his best to nurse a 3-1 lead, Kelly made play after play at third base.  One in particular stands out.  Top of the 5th inning; score 3-1 and runners on first and second with 2 outs and their best hitter up who can also run like the wind.  He hits a rocket down the third base line.  Kelly backhands the ball and throws a rocket of her own to Nick at first.  If she doesn't make that play we probable lose the lead.  Instead, inning was over, Allan was out of a jam and King James was coming to the plate”!  Kelly anchored the left side of the infield all year.  Excellent glove and throwing arm and regularly contributed at the plate.  As I said earlier…Kelly’s glove is where triples went to die!Bravo Kelly. 

Home Run King Game Ball: James Sammarco: Favorite Moment:  Long live the King!  With my write up last week, I put in a "no win" situation.  The home-run guaranty is tough to live up to.  Did James shrink from the challenge?  Did he go quietly into that good night?........Hell No!  Bottom of the 5th inning and the Ball Busters clinging to a 3-1 lead, the Staten Island kid steps up to the plate and smashes a 3-run home run!  6-1 Bachrach lead and the Ball Busters never looked back.  Hail the Conquering Hero!!!  James was the King of the long ball all season and had had many games where he it more than one home-run.  True flair for the dramatic.  Played short stop well until switching to Right Field.  Consummate team player.  Bravo James. 

“Evolution” Game Ball:  Evan “Evolution” Price:  Favorite Moment:The Truth delivers!!!  In the most crucial moment of the night when all looked bleak, Evan game through with a bases clearing double that not only secured our come from behind victory but also eliminated our nemesis from the playoffs.  It was one of those moments when everything was on the line and we were down to our last out of the 6th inning.  If we fail in that moment, we probably lose the game.  The Truth game through with a bomb to right field that must have traveled over 325 feet, clearing the bases and proved to be the game winner”.  Evan was our DH/1st baseman this year and played exceptionally well.  Stellar first base play when filling in for Nick and came through in the clutch on many occasions with his bat. Bravo Evan!!  

Team Player of the Year Game Ball:  Kim Antrosiglio: Favorite Moment: Sometimes contributions are more subtle than others with less fanfare but no less important.  Several times last night Kim found herself at the plate with runners on first and second with less than two outs.  In other words, being a right handed hitter, it is natural to hit the ball to third.  I asked Kim to see if she could push the ball up the first base line to allow the runners to advance and sacrificing herself for the good of the team.  Hitting the ball to the opposite field is tough for the best hitters and for Kim, who is a somewhat challenged-hitter, it’s even more difficult.  However, last night after a few failed attempts, Kim came through with a well-placed ball to the first base side that eventually set up Evan for his game winning heroics.  Kim is the total team player and it showed last night”.  Kim gave her all for the team all year long.  Juggled her schedule to make each game and had one of the highest on base percentage of anyone on the team.  Bravo Kim! 

Pitcher of the Year Game Ball:  Allan Ageman:  Favorite Moment:  “Coming off a 3 run performance the previous week, Allan raised his game to a new level.  In one of the best pitching performance I have ever seen, Allan held the opposition, a formidable team stoked with great hitters, to one measly run.  An unearned run at that!  To pitch a 12 to 14 foot arc as consistently as he did was remarkable.  Getting most over for strikes.  He struck out 5 batters.  Allan had defensive help for sure, but he kept us in the game until King James iced it.  Outstanding Allan!”  Allan was a shoe in for this award because he was the “only” pitcher all year!  Seriously, Allan was the reason we won a large portion of our games by keeping us competitive until we found a way to win.  Excellent, consistent pitching performance throughout the year.  Bravo Allan!! 

Outfielder of the Year: Oliver Hernandez: Favorite Moment:  “Oliver making a home-run saving, Willie Mays-like, over-the-head, back-handed catch in deep center field that took all of his athletic ability.  Sensational catch when we were actually losing 3-2 in the early innings.  Maybe the inspiration we needed”.  I wish I had a dime for every time Oliver made another eye-popping, dazzling catch in centerfield that was beyond belief.  Time and time again, he kept us in a game that was threatening to get out of hand.  Oliver was our anchor in the outfield with Scott and saved Allan a lot of runs throughout the course of the year.  Bravo Oliver! 

Athlete of the Year Game Ball: Jordan Siegman: Favorite Moment:  The A-Rod comparison in this case is only a positive one.  Jordan makes fielding plays at shortstop look easy.  Very easy!  With a great glove and an arm that makes his throws look like they were shot out of a cannon, Jordan threw out runner after runner last night to the complete amazement of everyone watching.  My guess is Jordan’s arm is every bit as strong as the real A-Rod.  Masterful job a short last night.  His play short-circuited many attempted rallies by the opposition.  The only one who had an issue with Jordan last night was Nick.  He was on the receiving end of all those throws and even though almost every one was chest-high, Nick’s hand must have taken quite a beating last night.  Jordan was easily our best athlete and will be force to reckon with next year.  He is part a definite part of the future of this team. Bravo Jordan! 

Leader of the Team Game Ball: Nick Catalano: Favorite Moment: “Nick returned to action last night after a one game hiatus to put on an exceptional hitting display that secured his place in the lineup and giving us a formidable top of the order to be reckoned with”.  In my opinion, Nick was the true leader of the team.  Whether it was writing up the batting order, ordering the uniforms, positioning the players or even designating the transportation to the field, it all, pretty much, revolved around Nick.  He gave of his time and effort to make sure we were all ready for any given week.  Bravo, Nick!   

The Reserves 

Hustling Haggy Game Ball: Scott Hechler: Favorite Moment:  “The wind in central park last night was created by the legs of Mr. Hechler.  Heeding advice from last week, Haggy ran the bases with reckless abandon.  He hustled on every play and did not stop to admire any of his hits.  It would have helped if he got on base but the effort was there and should be recognized.  Keep running like that Scotty-boy and good things will happen.  Well done, Scott”!  Scott was a starter until he pulled out because the games were ending past his bedtime.  He played a solid right field and was fleet a foot on the base paths.  Bravo, Scott!   

Jersey Girl (Bergen County) Game Ball:  Lauren Haak: Favorite Moment:Behind every great pitcher stands a great catcher.  Let’s face it, catching SUCKS!  Especially for a women.  You have some over-weight, baseball wannabe right up your butt, breathing down your neck and some guy in front of you waving a metal or aluminum club.  Not an enviable position to be in (all jokes aside).  Then when you finally get to make a play at the plate and someone else takes the throw for you.  It is the most overlooked position on the field.  Not today.  Lauren did a superb job yesterday doing the small things that always go overlooked, they provided Allan a great target to pitch to, threw the ball back to Allan directly after every pitch so he could keep his rhythm and most importantly, kept Allan from a meltdown when he was protecting a two run lead for most of the game last night.  These are the small things that allow a team to win.  You did this seamlessly last night!!  Lauren was a sometime starter but fulltime believer in the dream.  Excellent hitter with a strong arm.  Serious softball player.  Bravo, Lauren! 

Team Spirit of the Year Game Ball: Alex Roth: Favorite Moment:  “For reasons only known to her.  Alex let Lauren play and entire game behind home plate.  Even after being cajoled into playing, Alex was content to allow Lauren, who was playing superbly, to continue having fun.  Excellent example of sportsmanship and teamwork”!!  Alex is the embodiment of team play and support.  She came to every game and supported our efforts whether she played or not.  She freely gave up her position so someone else could get a chance.  If everyone had Alex’s spirit, there would be no need for armies!  Bravo, Alex! Our Fan Fan of the Year Game Ball:  Apollo Hernandez: Favorite Moment: “Oliver’s father not only showed up last night in full Yankee regalia but rooted for his son’s team like we actually were the New York Yankees.  His support for us was genuine and he had his “Proud Papa” moment when Oliver got us on the score boarded with his homerun.  He promised to return for the next game and I really hope he does”!!!  Apollo is genuinely one of the nicest people I have ever met.  He attended three games for us this year and win or lose he was happy just to lend his support.  Oliver’s dad and a real gentleman.  Bravo, Apollo! So that’s it.  The season is over.  All and all it was a lot of fun and we had a bunch of laughs.  God willing, we’ll all be able to come back next year and do it all over again!! Jeff

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Like a Rolling Stone

by nick 8/5/2009 2:52:00 AM

"How Does it Feel, How Does it Feel

To Be on Your Own, Like a Complete Unknown

Like A Rolling Stone"

Bob Dylan circa 1968

 

Last night, in astounding fashion, your Bachrach BallBusters once again failed to get out of the first round of the playoffs in suffering a humiliating loss at the hands of the tarp money fattened team from Barclays by a score of 18 to 6. The BB's knew something was afoot when the club from the world renowned bank arrived in limos and looked nothing like the teams they had seen in the past. There you go tax payers, your tax dollars hard at work buying Barclays an edso city championship and allowing there players to be chauffeured through town in limos while the BB's are left once again, picking up the pieces, and wondering what went wrong. It was a terrible performance all around. The older, out of shape BB's were no match for the best club American tax dollars could buy. This reporter was disgraced to be a part of it as the younger, shapely, tarp paid team ran circles around your heroes. The locker room was closed after the game last night and all interview requests were denied until further notice. Richard "The Boss" Bachrach did release the following statement, "Of course Hank, Hal and myself are very disappointed in yet another first round playoff loss. Its been a long season and like every other ball club we will be judged on our performance between the lines. The people of the Bachrach empire deserve a championship and nothing less is acceptable. We believe the team we put on the field was capable of delivering that and we apologize to the fans and assure them we are just as disappointed as they are, and will fully investigate the seasons short comings, and make any necessary changes."

Should be a busy off season for the bb's indeed. If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter!

Top 5 questions facing the bb's this off season

1. After another playoff disappointment will the boss still sponsor this club or will he look to sell them off? Could this be the end of your Ballbusters?

2. After the game the boss was seen ripping up a large document believed to be the "Freight Train's" managerial contract extension, rumors flew of the Freight Train on hands and knees trying to piece it back together. Some said he was screaming, "Evan (referring to the truth) where are my glasses, what does it say? Was it one or three years, damnit Evan get my glasses." Will the Freight Train be retained when his contract expires on September 1st? If not who will replace the human megaphone as field general?

3. Roster changes. Will there be any changes to the team on the field, the Ageless Wonder didn't look so ageless last night, the rigors of a 13 game schedule catching up with him. Will there be pregnant BB'ettes to deal with? Will there be hiring's and firings? Have the BB's gone as far as they can with this group of players?

4. What will they wear? Every season the Ballbusters seem to change uniforms. Some people were heard complaining that having a name on the back breeds individuality, will they change uniforms for the 4th time in 5 years to bring back a sense of team?

5. Will anyone actually get a drink after the game with Alex Roth?

Notes and quotes

Jordon Arod Seigman, after hitting a meaningless grand slam in the 6th once again proved that his nickname fits the bill. Who was that lovely mystery brunette taking in the game from the BB's dugout?

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Meet The Bachrach BallBusters

by nick 8/4/2009 5:53:00 AM

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Richard Bachrach
Nickname- The Boss
Years on BallBusters-4
Position- Owner
Favorite Team- Yankees
Favorite player- Mickey Mantle
Most Embarrassing Moment- When Nick lost his pants rounding third
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be-  Marilyn Monroe, JFK, Pamela Anderson
Three things you hate- insubordination,, incompetence, lateness

 

Jeff McLaughlin
Nickname- Freight Train
Years on BallBusters-1
Position- Manager
Favorite Team- Mets
Favorite Player- Cleon Jones
Most Embarrassing Moment- none, I don't play
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be-  Abraham Lincoln, Duane Allman, Jesus
Three things you hate- Allan Ageman, Ron Kornfeld, Anyone associated with the Dallas Cowboys

Scott Book
Nickname- The Babe
Years on BallBuster-4
Position-LF
Favorite Team- Yankees
Favorite Player- Don Mattingly
Most Embarrassing moment- In High School I missed a sign and tried to steal home, was out by a mile
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be-  Ron Kornfeld, my Grandpa, Don Mattingly
Three Things you hate- lying, lazy people, glass in the Randall's island outfield

Nick Catalano
Nickname- The Franchise
Years on BallBusters-4
Position-1b
Favorite team- Bachrach BallBusters
Favorite Player- James Sammarco
Most Embarrassing Moment- Losing my pants scoring a run last season
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be- Ronald Reagan, Jim Morrison, Jesus Christ
Three things you hate- Mark Messier, The NY Yankees and Communism

James Sammarco
Nickname- The Kid
Years on BallBusters-3
Position- RF
Favorite team- The Yankees
Favorite Player- Lou Gehrig
Most Embarrassing Moment- All my throwing errors at SS
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be- Anu, The Franchise, David Tobin
Three things you hate- String beans, girls with gaps in there teeth, Indian food

 

Alison McGlincy
Nickname- Trash Mouth
Years on BallBusters- 4
Position- 2b
Favorite team- Yankees
Favorite Player- Don Mattingly
Most embarrassing moment- almost having an "accident" on the field
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be-   Oprah, Lewis Black, Warren Buffet
Three Things you hate- Cigarettes, cottage cheese, jorts (jean shorts on men)

Oliver Hernandez
Nickname- Oliver Mays
Years on Ballbusters-4
Favorite team- Chicago Cubs
Favorite player- Willie Mays
Most Embarrassing moment- Striking out last week with the bases loaded
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be-  Jessica Biel, Diane Lane, Meagan Fox
Three Things you hate- not being able to do something I want to do, traffic, not knowing how to do something I want to do

 

Jordan Brian Safchik
Nickname- AROD
Years on BallBusters- Rookie
Position- SS
Favorite Team- New York Mets
Favorite Player- Ken Griffey Jr.
Most Embarrassing Moment- " Popping up in 90% of my at-bats"
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be- Michael Jordon, Tiger Woods, Allan Ageman
Three Things you Hate- Long walks on the beach, Indian Food, Soccer

Kelly Lepore
Nickname- White Shoes
Years on BallBusters-4
Position-3b
Favorite team- Yankees
Favorite Player- Bernie Williams
Most Embarrassing moment- In little league trying to steal home and getting hit in the face with the ball, it knocked me out and my mom yelled, "She has contacts."
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be- My Dad, George Jefferson, Archie Bunker
Three Things you Hate-Stupid people, interruptions, people not listening when I'm coaching a base

Allan Ageman
Nickname- Rubber Arm, The Ageless Wonder
Years on BallBusters-4
Position-P
Favorite Team- Bachrach BallBusters
Favorite Player- Willie Mays
Most Embarrassing Moment- Getting into a fight and realizing James wasn't behind me
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be- Sean, James, Wendy
Three Things you hate- liars, slackers and cheats

Kim Antrosiglio
Nickname- Don't call me Bachrach
Years on BallBusters-4
Position- SC
Favorite team- Bachrach BallBusters
Favorite Player- Evan Bachrach (season 1)
Most Embarrassing Moment-Striking out in last weeks game
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be- My dad, my son Jacob, and my niece Keira
Three Things you Hate-being late, getting lost, losing

Evan Price
Nickname-The Truth
Years on BallBusters-2
Position-DH
Favorite Team- Mets
Favorite Player- Keith Hernandez
Most Embarrassing Moment: Missing a base to end last season, and dropping a ball to cost us a game
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be- Tupac, John Lennon, JFK
Three Things you Hate- Asparagus, wasting time, NE Patriots

Elizabeth Law
Nickname- Any variation on things being against the law
Years on BallBusters- Rookie
Position-C
Favorite team- Red Sox
Favorite Player- Kelly "White Shoes" Lepore
Most Embarrassing moment- Every time I walk between the lines and have no clue what I am doing
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be-  grandpa, The Dali Llama, Orlando Bloom
Three things you hate- foreigners (like myself), Koala Bears, Kangaroos

 

Lauren Haak
Nickname-Hack
Years on BallBusters- 2
Position- C, 2b, SC
Favorite Team- Yankees
Favorite player- Mickey Mantle
Most Embarrassing Moment- Striking out at the plate
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be-  my Grandpa, Grandma, Best friend
Three Things you hate- Asparagus, men with too much cologne, dandruff

Alex Roth
Nickname-Lets Get a Drink after the game
Years on BallBusters- 4
Position- C
Favorite Team- Yankees
Favorite player- Arod
Most Embarrassing Moment- Striking out at the plate
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be-  Ben Afleck, Patrick Dempsey, Richard Gere
Three Things you hate- Mondays, Brussel Sprouts, crying children

Scott Hechler
Nickname- Haggy, I change in the bathroom cause I have a foot odor problem
Years on BallBusters- Rookie
Position- RF
Favorite Team- Mets
Favorite player- Derek Jeter (what guy says Derek Jeter?)
Most Embarrassing Moment- Falling on way out of batters box
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be-  Ed Norton, Lauren Conrad, Denzel Washington
Three things you hate- Cigarettes, drama, taxes

Evan Bachrach
Nickname-Hank
Years on BallBusters-4
Favorite team- Brooklyn Dodgers
Favorite player- Kim Antrosiglio
Most Embarrassing moment- Not realizing you can't over run second and being tagged out
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be-  Future John Buckley (to bring me a sports betting almanac), Kim, Jacob
Three Things you hate- the word per se, kimchi, eating at the same old place

Scott Bachrach
Nickname- Hal
Years on BallBusters- 4
Favorite team- Montreal Expos
Favorite player- Babe Ruth
Most Embarrassing moment- Never played
If you could invite three people to dinner, dead or living, who would they be-  Jackie Mason, Rodney Dangerfield, Pee Wee Herman
Three Things you hate- Flight delays, incompetence, institution of Marriage

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