Last night your Bachrach ballbusters fell once again to a ball club named the swingers by a score of 14-2. The performance was terrible. The ballbusters only had 8 hits, two of which were little dribblers barely off the plate, they made 4 errors in the field, and that was only due to some generous score keeping, they hit into two double plays, one of them by player manager Ali "trash mouth" McGlincy that ruined the only ballbuster rally of the day, all in all it was a blood bath. Like calf's being led to the slaughter the ballbusters laid down and got a beating like they never had in there history. Some will place blame on Nick "The Franchise" Catalano and his extra 50lbs, some will blame Scott "The Babe" Book and his lack of 50lbs, some will blame the rantings of the not so Ageless Wonder Allan Ageman, some will blame the cannon arm that Jimmy "The Kid" Sammarco can't control, some will blame pregnant former all-star third baseman Kelly "White Shoes" Lepore for getting knocked up so close to the season, some will blame the right fielder who can't be named and his contract demands before the season, some will blame the missing Jimmy "I'm way to serious for this team" Stewart and his inability to sell Netlan classes and keep his job, yes my friends all these things are true but the fact remains you cannot fire the high priced washed up players. The bottom line is that in a situation like this one person takes the fall, the manager, the watch is on and manager McGlincy's job could very well be hanging by a string. After the game she had this to say "listen I know Mr. Bachrach expects more from me and the team. We have top of the line equipment and facilities, we have new fancy jerseys with our names on the back, we have the highest payroll in the league, I get it, this is unacceptable and it needs to change and it will". Strong words indeed from the feisty ballbuster manager.

As for the reaction of Richard "The Boss" Bachrach who was watching the game from his private booth with Evan "Hank" Bachrach and new signee Jeff "TNT" McLaughlin he had no comment and left very quickly after the final out. Next Friday's game is against arch rival McRoberts. If you can't be a athlete be an athletic supporter.

Notes and Quotes

Rumors are abound at the amount of suits watching the game and what it meant. When asked for comments The Franchise had this to say " This is not manager McGlincy's fault, I support her 100%. we are all professionals and adults and need to start earning our paychecks. I support her completely."

The front office is rumored to have created a potential list of replacement managers in the case they do decide to fire McGlincy. That list was leaked to this reporter.

1. Richard "No Nonsense" Rodriguez- Interesting choice, his no nonsense approach could have the whole high priced roster on probation by the third game, but his is known to get results.

2. Jeff "TNT" McLaughlin- Loud voice, commanding presence could motivate the lifeless club.

3.Allan "Rubber Arm" Ageman- As his playing career comes to an end what better avenue for him to take then field general.

4- Evan "Hank" Bachrach and Scott "Hal" Bachrach- This tandem would make for an interesting choice, although there aspirations seem to be geared toward the front office, wouldn't it be interesting if they went in a different direction and had some on the field training.