New Formula Equals New Results
Like the famous line of the late Heather O'Rourke from Poltergeist, the BallBusters are indeed back. Last night your Bachrach BallBusters defeated the club from BNP Paribas by a score of 17-7. They came out swinging and never looked back. After getting off to an 0-3 start it was time for a shake up, and a shake up there was. Player/Manager Ali "Trash Mouth" McGlincy took the mound and Allan "The Ageless Wonder" Ageman moved to third base in what proved to be a recipe for success. McGlincy had 5 strikeouts including striking out one BNP batter 5 times making him look worst then former BallBuster Laurence "Larzo" Wilson, and the Ageless one had 4 putouts at 3rd base although the glove of Nick "The Franchise" Catalano had to bail him out on a couple of occasions.
As for the bats Jimmy "The Kid" Sammarco proved he is comfortable in the leadoff spot with a lead off homerun which he followed up later with a three run shot, and Scott "The Babe" Book looked like his 06' prototype hitting shot after shot into right field much to the chagrin of the BNP outfielders. The girls you ask, Tara "Almost White Shoes" Horowitz showed last week wasn't a fluke continuing her torrid hitting, and Kerry "I Peed in the Woods" Gustin added an RBI and her first hit of the season as well. The best part of the victory you ask. Evan "The Truth" Price had zero errors in the field, sure he only dh'ed but it was a vast improvement over last week.
Next Wed your BallBusters look to make it two in a row as they play one of the 13 teams from Macy's in Central Park. If you can't be an athlete be an athletic supporter.
Notes and Quotes:
Richard "The Boss" Bachrach was so pleased after the game that he had this to say "Ms. McGlincy is my manager and is here to stay. Three games can not make up for two full seasons of success. I fully expect this team to continue there winning ways and her to lead us to many more victories this season, this is what the Bachrach family and the great employees of Bachrach industries expect and deserve."
Alex "lets get a drink after the game" Roth made her second straight start at catcher and is officially out of options, she can no longer be traded or demoted. Rumor was that the before mentioned Almost white shoes and I peed in the woods, did just that, peed in the woods......
Nick Catalano
Ball Busters
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